The Irony of Straight Marriage

I have always loved weddings, the grandious feel of it all, and how the whole thing revolves around a verbal contract with witnesses and a justice of the peace.
And I must say i also love how the irony of it all. How us gays are trying to corrupt this beautiful union of a man and woman and in most peoples minds the unification of man, woman and God,
The irony is that marriage originally was created during the time of Moses or whatever ancient time you want to reference, the reason it was created was to ensure that the first born son inherited the father's, land, animals, and money.
And if there was an illegitimate son there would be war and blood shed over the father's goods between the illegitimate son and the rightful son.
So to avoid something that would tear their country apart they created marriage so that there could only be one true son the one noted by marriage.
And how a couple can have this very sacred and blessed union at vegas, and it is just as legal as when witnessed by friends and family.
God forbid two gay people who love eachother should be wed. When a straight couple who is simply joining for convience or for a quick fling can do it whithout a raised eyebrow.
Guess what when a verbal marriage contract is created in no way is God is included in the contract, because it is a Recognition of State not Religion. So why is it an issue whether two men wed, it is not any of the State's business to pay attention to Religious Fanatics and their holy crusade to save their children from being understanding and unbiased human beings
And now the LDS has the audacity to claim it is us gays corrupting the world.
While they chant angrily at us for our sins.
I'm going to Heaven, God have mercy on their unrepentant and bitter souls